unbears:

buy me food or i’ll kick you in the throat.

(via imskaijackson)

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via im-floppy)

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via im-floppy)