i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

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Do old scars ever stop hurting?

Stephen King, The Shining  (via ac-ru)

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